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RomanceWhen tying to get into the pants  Of a woman you met at a dance,     First buy her treats     Like perfume and sweets  And then try a little romance. Romance
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Could you love me once again?Once you thought you loved me  And I swore I loved you  But then with pen and ink  You wrenched and tore my heart in two.   
Grief you caused within me  Still floods through me in waves  And brings with it the dark  And cold, more surely than the grave   
Once strong with certainty,  Now ruined, weak through ague.  The past is full of hurt,  And all the future, now is vague.   
Yet through uncertainty  One thing I know is true  No matter how I try  I will be never over you   
I think about you day,  And dream about you night.  You qui Could you love me once again?
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Crimson TearsI knew my love you did not share,  But torment, more than I can bear,  Pain unto my heart delivers.  My crimson tears flow to rivers.  When with the point I stab in deep,  My arm it seems almost to weep.  Turmoil turning into peace  And with it calm and sweet release. Crimson Tears
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The year, in brief.In winter time, with ice and snow,  It's best if you've no place to go.  For you must walk, not safe for cars,  but still you may slip on your...bottom.   
Then spring does come and bring the thaw.  The sun starts shining more and more.  Lambs are born, pigs play in muck,  and rabbits start, once more, to...hop about   
It's summer. Time to go away,  with brighter skies and warmer days.  But 'ware the food, don't eat a bit,  Or else you'll end up with...diarrhea.   
Now, at last,  Autumn is here,  as we approach the end of year.  As the four seasons The year, in brief.
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Bikini Zombie Slayers? How passe is that?

Sat Feb 14, 2009, 5:37 PM
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Macross Frontier OST
  • Watching: Robotech: The New Generation
  • Playing: Covert Action
  • Eating: Watsits
  • Drinking: Water
There's a new game coming out for the Wii and I just know it's going to sell well amongst a certain portion of the population, why? Well it's called Bikini Zombie Slayers. I'm wasn't sure, from the grammar of the title, whether the zombie slayers are wearing bikinis [which is what I'd guessed], the zombies are wearing bikinis [eugh], or the bikinis are themselves zombies.

It seems I was half right, the zombie slayers are fairly scantily clad girls. However I think they missed something with the title so I've come up with my own, cooler, idea for a game, "Ninja-Vampire-Pirate Bikini Zombie Slayers" and I've got a preliminary idea for the sequel too, "Ninja-Vampire-Pirate Bikini Zombie Slayers On Dinosaurs" The titles pretty much describe the games, there's no plot, as such, but lots of crotch shots and panty service.

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  • Current Residence: UK
  • Interests: Anime, manga, moving back to civilization, videogames.
  • Favourite movie: Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Batman (1989) et al
  • Favourite band or musician: MikaBomb, Pixies, Dandy Warhols, Nightwish, Kuraki Mai, Blackmore's Night
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, JPunk
  • Favourite poet or writer: Terry Pratchet, Akira Toriyama, Shirow Masamune
  • Favourite photographer: Patrick Litchfield
  • Operating System: Win XP, OS X
  • MP3 player of choice: iTunes, iPod
  • Shell of choice: Conch
  • Skin of choice: The opaque kind that hides all the icky and generally squishy internal bits.
  • Favourite game: Anything Zelda or Mario Kart. Oh and FF1-6
  • Favourite gaming platform: N64, with a bit of NES thrown in, and anything else ninty too, but mostly those two...Ooh and my Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Major Motoko Kusanagi
  • Personal Quote: Yes, well, you're entitled you your opinion, it's wrong but you're entitled to it.
  • Tools of the Trade: Canon EOS 20D, Photshop, OpenCanvas, Paint Shop Pro, Corel Painter, Gimp, DAZ|Studio, Pages

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~gmd May 29, 2009, 9:07:04 PM
Hello! You added us to your devwatch sometime in the past. Thank you for watching us! Are you by chance interested in joining the club?
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~tbfalsename Jun 8, 2009, 5:50:15 PM
Hmm, I would, however my artistic skills do not stretch to drawing.
I added you to my watch list as BtGMD is my second favourite Disney movie.

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Fear me and my secret army of ninja mongooses...wait I shouldn't have mentioned them, they're a secret
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Disneyland, it's like Mecca for obese Americans
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I've done many things I'm not proud of..and those that I am proud of are disgusting
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~gmd Jun 14, 2009, 8:36:55 AM
No worries; we don't require members to draw anything. We're just trying to connect all those that like GMD on dA together. :3
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*Fenchurch-St Dec 4, 2008, 11:40:43 AM
Ruddy hell you are quick, talk about multi-tasking
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~tbfalsename Dec 4, 2008, 11:55:19 AM
that'll be my girly side

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Fear me and my secret army of ninja mongooses...wait I shouldn't have mentioned them, they're a secret
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Disneyland, it's like Mecca for obese Americans
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I've done many things I'm not proud of..and those that I am proud of are disgusting
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*Fenchurch-St Dec 4, 2008, 12:10:37 PM
I bet you were doing the ironing at the same time.
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~tbfalsename Dec 4, 2008, 3:26:37 PM
yes, whilst waiting for my baking to finish cooking.

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Fear me and my secret army of ninja mongooses...wait I shouldn't have mentioned them, they're a secret
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Disneyland, it's like Mecca for obese Americans
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I've done many things I'm not proud of..and those that I am proud of are disgusting
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*Fenchurch-St Dec 4, 2008, 3:30:17 PM
Bake anything nice?
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